I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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