I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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