I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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