Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
This baby is an asshole
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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