wat bout pragnant strippers??
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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