HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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