whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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