dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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