New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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