just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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