is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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