I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
They took my balls.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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