I bet he comes in French.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Found the puke drawer
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
the liver wants what the liver wants
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.