**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever