Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(626): View more from California

I bet he comes in French.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.

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(516): View more from New York

He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono

(973): View more from New Jersey

How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?

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(416): View more from Toronto

Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?

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(317): View more from Indiana

I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Found the puke drawer

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(631): View more from New York

I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants

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(347): View more from New York

I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.

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