oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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