How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP