Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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