4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He uses pillows to masturbate.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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