well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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