He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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