Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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