He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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