Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
babies were throwing up all over the place
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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