The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
