if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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