Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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