Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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