i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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