We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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