you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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