Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
