i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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