from now on my penis is your penis
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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