Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
where am i from again
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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