Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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