So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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