Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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