1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
