at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just gift wrapped bread.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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