Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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