Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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