I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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