do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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