Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We are two peas in an std pod
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
