who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.