I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
