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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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