so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
3pm strippers are depressing
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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