My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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