office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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