Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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