why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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