oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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