How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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