i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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