dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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