I'm being pulled over???
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
oh god the rape fog is back!
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes