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• (415): View more from California

  Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?

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  Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  "So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though

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• (310): View more from California

  Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???

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  As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.

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• (661): View more from California

  Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?

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