i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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