My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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