His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.