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  I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos

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• (315): View more from New York

  words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Sober January is a disaster.

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership

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• (425): View more from Washington

  This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed

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• (760): View more from California

  Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.

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