I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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